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Second Hand Hot Tub

from Soaking by Alpha Chrome Yayo

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I don’t know if you heard
But baby it’s true
I got something special
An invite for you

Dress down for the occasion
And come on round
With your best swimsuit
And your comfortable gown

It’s hot and it’s foamy
And it’s in my back yard
It needed some cleaning
But - that wasn’t hard
I found it on Facebook Marketplace
For a price that was
nothing short
Of a disgrace

Got a second hand
Hot tub in the garden
I can’t be sure but I’m
Told that it starred in
A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93
Come get a little
Bit of the bubbly with me

We can hang out the back
And pretend we’re in Scarface
Suburban Tony Montana
When you’re over at my place
Manny put your tongue away
You look a lizard
But when you’re with me
You’re the
Hot tub wizard

I sterilised it all
With lots of chlorine
So you better believe that
This tub is now clean
Sure it had
One previous possessor
But you can jump right in
And become the Professor
Of relaxation 101
Graduate with honours
Covered in bubbles, son
Shoot your Uzi
In the jacuzzi
'Cos I don’t even care
Getting boozy, feeling woozy
Like a pimp bazillionaire

Got a second hand
Hot tub in the garden
I can’t be sure but I’m
Told that it starred in
A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93
Come get a little
Bit of the bubbly with me

We can hang out the back
And pretend we’re in Scarface
Suburban Tony Montana
When you’re over at my place
Manny put your tongue away
You look a lizard
But when you’re with me
You’re the
Hot tub wizard

I know what you mean
When you say you’re having trouble
Not thinking about the previous owners
Covered in bubbles
And sitting right here
On this plastic seat
Bare meat
Red as a beet
Because of all this heat
And don’t get me wrong
It is quite an intrusion
To see my neighbours faces
And their confusion
When they look out the window
See us splashing around
Like Jon Goodman in King Ralph
Wearing only a crown

There’s nothing more classy
Than my garden hot tub
Got me feeling like a VIP
In my back lawn nightclub

We got Crudités
We got Cuban cigars
And it is amazing
Just don’t drop stuff
In the water please
Cos the filter will need replacing

Got a second hand
Hot tub in the garden
I can’t be sure but I’m
Told that it starred in
A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93
Come get a little
Bit of the bubbly with me

We can hang out the back
And pretend we’re in Scarface
Suburban Tony Montana
When you’re over at my place
Manny put your tongue away
You look a lizard
But when you’re with me
You’re the
Hot tub wizard

Got a second hand
Hot tub in the garden
I can’t be sure but I’m
Told that it starred in
A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93
Come get a little
Bit of the bubbly with me

We can hang out the back
And pretend we’re in Scarface
Suburban Tony Montana
When you’re over at my place
Manny put your tongue away
You look a lizard
But when you’re with me
You’re the
Hot tub wizard

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from Soaking, released November 26, 2021

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