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And That, My Friends, Is What I Call Golf

from 19th Hole by Alpha Chrome Yayo

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lyrics

You have selected
Nine Iron
You have selected
V-neck sweater
You have selected
Money Clip
And that, my friends,
Is what I call,
Golf

Golf

Girl, when I'm standing on that green
It's like nothing else matters
Fused to the putter
Eye on the hole,
Gripping the club,
And I'm in control

Caddy at the ready,
I can take on anything
Yeah, believe me babe
Water hazards
Sand bunkers
Rich dentists
Dirty players
Law suits
Muddy balls...

I beat them all

With each drive, I am
Just in Heaven (Heaven)
With every putt,
My spirit will soar
Golf is the meaning of life to me, girl
So please don't test me.
You know I love you...

But this sport I love more

Golf

Is that a guitar?
Are they allowed on the green?
Oh shit, I don't care, this wails
Take it Alpha

Okay, now this is just getting dangerous
And I like it

You have selected
Nine Iron
You have selected
V-neck sweater
You have selected
Money Clip
And that, my friends,
Is what I call,
Golf

Golf

Hey! Hey you!
Get your damn hands off my putter,
You lousy, no-good son of a bitch!
Hey, I'm talking to you!
Look at you,
I bet that money clip isn't even 24 carat
Is that gold plating?
Don't make me laugh.
My tees cost more than your car
My clubs cost more than your house
You couldn't drive your way out of a paper bag,
You stinking bastard!
I ought to have you thrown out of here

Girl, when I'm standing on that green
It's like nothing else matters
Fused to the putter
Eye on the hole,
Gripping the club,
And I'm in control

Caddy at the ready,
I can take on anything
Yeah, believe me babe
Water hazards
Sand bunkers
Rich dentists
Dirty players
Law suits
Muddy balls...

I beat them all

With each drive, I am
Just in Heaven (Heaven)
With every putt,
My spirit will soar
Golf is the meaning of life to me, girl
So please don't test me.
You know I love you...

But this sport I love more

credits

from 19th Hole, released April 10, 2020

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