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Soaking

by Alpha Chrome Yayo

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Gimpo
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Gimpo Funky Bath is such a good song
TomS
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TomS Frothy and tea-tree-scented, this album made me laugh, but didn't make me feel any cleaner. Well done ACY! Favorite track: Second Hand Hot Tub.
Mike Templar
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Mike Templar Despite the great Rap performances by ACY himself, one has to have the idea to use a speech synthesiser that speaks English with German accent - hilarious! Funny lyrics and a wide spectrum of different genres such as Hip-Hop, Hardcore-Rap, Funk, Pop-Rap and even some Latin-Rhythms and Ambient-elements.

I don't even know which track I like most, they are all very unique and fantastic.

And remember: Don't fart or spill ketchup in the steam room!

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Favorite track: Das Badhaus.
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Funky Bath 03:08
Oh damn You lookin’ dirty I think it’s time You had a bath Claw foot tub Carpet on the floor When you get out the bath You won't slip no more Waterproof stereo Hanging on the wall Playing PM Dawn and Biggie Smalls We got bubbles in here And all kinds of shit Like dead sea salts with loads of Hhealth benefits Natural sponges And stuff from Lush A big long loofa with a Scrubbing brush Let me run a funky bath Champagne flutes and candles Watch me pour this funky bath Relaxation you can’t handle The bath is full to the brim And the water feels great Hot enough to melt your worries But not your cake Clouded with steam Candles twinkling Read in the tub And that book’ll be crinkling The place is filled With plants and ferns The leaves are dripping And now it’s your turn To get in the bath and Forget about stress Five drops of t tree oil To decompress Let me run a funky bath Champagne flutes and candles Watch me pour this funky bath Relaxation you can’t handle Holy shit, this bath is So damn deep Lavender scents to rock you Gently to sleep Just wait until you get out And into your gown The bath is so relaxing I don’t want you to drown If I can get serious for a little minute The dangers of a bath are obviously inherent But a little bit of common sense goes a long way So sip your dom perignon sensiblayy Let me run a funky bath Champagne flutes and candles Watch me pour this funky bath Relaxation you can’t handle You’re soaking for hours And you’re starting to prune But the bath is so good You’re going nowhere soon I’ll prop up my phone On the side of the tub You can watch Cowboy Bebop While you Rub a dub If you drop it in I don’t even care And I made sure the plughole was Free from hair If you want company Well you’re in luck Cos right here I got My trusty rubber duck Let me run a funky bath Champagne flutes and candles Watch me pour this funky bath Relaxation you can’t handle Let me run a funky bath Champagne flutes and candles Watch me pour this funky bath Relaxation you can’t handle
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Can’t get in a tub ‘Cos I’m made of metal So you better put some oil in a kettle Pour it over my robotic exoskeleton And work it hard Like my name is Peloton I might be an android But that doesn’t mean I’m not in need of a really good clean Hurry up because, yes it’s true Robots need relaxation too Robots need relaxation too Pop out my battery And wipe down the terminals My need to chill out Is truly discernible It’s a simple procedure To help me get better ‘Cos my CPU is A neural net processor Learning computers Need to wind down Asimov’s Laws don’t make me bound To working all day Till my hard drive is through Robots need relaxation too Grease my joints and dust my fans Motherboard clean-up and malware scans I’ve got dirty data So come make me shiny And polish up my big sexy robot heinie Penetration testing might need to be done But probing my network could be lots of fun Let's make it a chill cybernetic treat Then collate the data in an excel spreadsheet Cucumber slices on my ocular receivers Plucking my eyebrows with digital tweezers Soaking in a vat of WD40 More real than a robot from Rick and Morty Artificial intelligence needs real unwinding So shine up my chassis Till the chrome is blinding More RAM for me And champagne for you Robots need relaxation too
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I don’t know if you heard But baby it’s true I got something special An invite for you Dress down for the occasion And come on round With your best swimsuit And your comfortable gown It’s hot and it’s foamy And it’s in my back yard It needed some cleaning But - that wasn’t hard I found it on Facebook Marketplace For a price that was nothing short Of a disgrace Got a second hand Hot tub in the garden I can’t be sure but I’m Told that it starred in A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93 Come get a little Bit of the bubbly with me We can hang out the back And pretend we’re in Scarface Suburban Tony Montana When you’re over at my place Manny put your tongue away You look a lizard But when you’re with me You’re the Hot tub wizard I sterilised it all With lots of chlorine So you better believe that This tub is now clean Sure it had One previous possessor But you can jump right in And become the Professor Of relaxation 101 Graduate with honours Covered in bubbles, son Shoot your Uzi In the jacuzzi 'Cos I don’t even care Getting boozy, feeling woozy Like a pimp bazillionaire Got a second hand Hot tub in the garden I can’t be sure but I’m Told that it starred in A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93 Come get a little Bit of the bubbly with me We can hang out the back And pretend we’re in Scarface Suburban Tony Montana When you’re over at my place Manny put your tongue away You look a lizard But when you’re with me You’re the Hot tub wizard I know what you mean When you say you’re having trouble Not thinking about the previous owners Covered in bubbles And sitting right here On this plastic seat Bare meat Red as a beet Because of all this heat And don’t get me wrong It is quite an intrusion To see my neighbours faces And their confusion When they look out the window See us splashing around Like Jon Goodman in King Ralph Wearing only a crown There’s nothing more classy Than my garden hot tub Got me feeling like a VIP In my back lawn nightclub We got Crudités We got Cuban cigars And it is amazing Just don’t drop stuff In the water please Cos the filter will need replacing Got a second hand Hot tub in the garden I can’t be sure but I’m Told that it starred in A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93 Come get a little Bit of the bubbly with me We can hang out the back And pretend we’re in Scarface Suburban Tony Montana When you’re over at my place Manny put your tongue away You look a lizard But when you’re with me You’re the Hot tub wizard Got a second hand Hot tub in the garden I can’t be sure but I’m Told that it starred in A Snoop Dogg video in ‘93 Come get a little Bit of the bubbly with me We can hang out the back And pretend we’re in Scarface Suburban Tony Montana When you’re over at my place Manny put your tongue away You look a lizard But when you’re with me You’re the Hot tub wizard
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Das Badhaus 02:34
Oh, hallo, and welcome to Das Badhaus Come on in Slip off your clothes And enjoy this complimentary robe We've got all kinds of amenities here At Das Badhaus Massage tables Plunge pools And big sexy baths Das Badhaus Plunge pools Das Badhaus And big sexy baths Das Badhaus A very soft robe Das Badhaus And big sexy baths Excuse me sir We are going to have to ask you To stop putting bubbles in the communal baths No, we do not find that very sexy Sir, we have had reports that you have been Farting in the steam room We do not tolerate Behaviour like that At Das Badhaus Das Badhaus Plunge pools Das Badhaus Farting in the steam room Das Badhaus Plunge pools Das Badhaus Oh my God someone's taken a shit in the sauna In all my days at Das Badhaus I have never seen such flagrant Disregard for sexiness And for simple hygiene Taking a shit Taking a shit Taking a shit Taking a shit Sir, you absolutely cannot eat Sloppy Joes in here You are spilling ketchup and meat All over the sexy relaxation area Farting in the steam room Farting in the steam room Farting in the steam room Where were you even hiding those? Das Badhaus Plunge pools Das Badhaus Farting in the steam room Das Badhaus A very dirty robe Das Badhaus Why does this happen literally every day?
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Bubble Butt 02:29
Who the hell is this Knocking on my window While I’m lying in the tub Soaking in the afterglow Of my new bath bomb From the Body Shop Oh shit the window cleaner And he won’t stop Scrubbing and wiping The frosted glass Don’t want him to see My foamy naked ass But it’s time to get out So to the bedroom I strut Oh damn now he’s there And he saw my Bubble butt And he saw my Bubble butt Waiting all day for my Amazon parcel Bezos in space Like a billionaire arsehole Don’t wanna miss My delivery But I’ve given myself An injury - in my back So I gotta get to the tub Soak it real good and I can Hit the club Oh shit here’s the guy Out the bath I cut Aw damn He saw my bubble butt I really gotta stop Getting covered in foam When I know that there’s people Coming round to my home But it’s just so hard To find the time To clean off all this dirt And all this grime And when the hell am I Supposed to read my books Junji Ito in the tub to Provide my spooks Oh shit - another knock at the door Time for me to hide My bubble butt once more Having family round For a lovely dinner Been cooking all day It’s gonna be a winner Of a meal - homemade Rogan Josh But oh damn I forgot to wash! So I jump in the tub And I just start scrubbing The last thing I want Is for me to be snubbing My loved ones When they come round for tea But I gotta clean this body ‘Cos it’s so filthy Going fast as I can Just the important bits I can leave my hair greasy I don’t give a shit Wait what am I talking about That’s your family, man So shampoo it no doubt Oh damn, what’s that A car in the drive And another one too Shit, they’ve all arrived Wife opening the door I wrap a towel round my gut But it falls to the ground They all see my Bubble butt
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Ohhh shit! Light some candles, slip out of those clothes and climb into a deep bath - it's time to get SOAKING with Alpha Chrome Yayo.

Swim around in bubbly rhythms, steamy rhymes and soothing melodies, from G-Funk freshness to New Age chill. You deserve it.

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released November 26, 2021

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