19th Hole

by Alpha Chrome Yayo

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Life Patterns
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Life Patterns An upper class fever dream, equal parts parody and indictment of a culture of excess, of exclusionary, male dominated country clubs and an all-encompassing, all-consuming, all-destroying, feeling of superiority and dominance. Above all else though, this is a supreme collection of jams. Some will make you laugh, some will make you think, but all will make you shake it. Favorite track: In the Clubhouse (After Hours).
Shane Dangers
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Shane Dangers what a bargain!! got the entire discography....well worth it.. Alpha Chrome Yayo I'm not really familiar with but the little bit I have heard is excellent.. if he's a. newcomer...then he definitely a fast learner.. ... 💯🌴😎⭐💎💣🌞🌴💋🌴💋🌴💋🌴🌞🌴💋🌴🌴💋🌴🌞🌴💋🌴🌞🌴💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎 Favorite track: In the Clubhouse (After Hours).
Mr Conner
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Mr Conner 19th Hole is a groovy trip through the golf course and a psychedelic offering of country club culture. Fantastic album! A lot of fun! Favorite track: You Say Fore (I Say FIVE).
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  • Limited Edition MiniDisc & Membership Bundle

    A gorgeous, limited edition, body-printed MiniDisc... and an exclusive membership bundle for the classiest virtual golf resort around; The 19th Hole.

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    The bundle also includes a holographic sticker, club membership card and an engraved Alpha Chrome Yayo tee, as well as a digital download with all tracks, liner notes, even more alternate art and loads more bits and pieces.

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    Cassette + Digital Album

    A gorgeous, limited edition, body-printed cassette... and an exclusive membership bundle for the classiest virtual golf resort around; The 19th Hole.

    These tapes are professionally dubbed and come on vibrant green shells, with wild grassy body-printing all over both sides! They're housed in chic ivory-coloured cases, with variant interior art to boot.

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    Strictly limited edition, and comes with a full digital download of 19th Hole; a wild ride through the virtual golf club of your dreams.

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Tee Off! 01:16
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Blazerman 01:24
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Oh, Balls! 02:32
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You have selected Nine Iron You have selected V-neck sweater You have selected Money Clip And that, my friends, Is what I call, Golf Golf Girl, when I'm standing on that green It's like nothing else matters Fused to the putter Eye on the hole, Gripping the club, And I'm in control Caddy at the ready, I can take on anything Yeah, believe me babe Water hazards Sand bunkers Rich dentists Dirty players Law suits Muddy balls... I beat them all With each drive, I am Just in Heaven (Heaven) With every putt, My spirit will soar Golf is the meaning of life to me, girl So please don't test me. You know I love you... But this sport I love more Golf Is that a guitar? Are they allowed on the green? Oh shit, I don't care, this wails Take it Alpha Okay, now this is just getting dangerous And I like it You have selected Nine Iron You have selected V-neck sweater You have selected Money Clip And that, my friends, Is what I call, Golf Golf Hey! Hey you! Get your damn hands off my putter, You lousy, no-good son of a bitch! Hey, I'm talking to you! Look at you, I bet that money clip isn't even 24 carat Is that gold plating? Don't make me laugh. My tees cost more than your car My clubs cost more than your house You couldn't drive your way out of a paper bag, You stinking bastard! I ought to have you thrown out of here Girl, when I'm standing on that green It's like nothing else matters Fused to the putter Eye on the hole, Gripping the club, And I'm in control Caddy at the ready, I can take on anything Yeah, believe me babe Water hazards Sand bunkers Rich dentists Dirty players Law suits Muddy balls... I beat them all With each drive, I am Just in Heaven (Heaven) With every putt, My spirit will soar Golf is the meaning of life to me, girl So please don't test me. You know I love you... But this sport I love more
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about

Raw power on the fairway! Romance on the green! Late-night shenanigans in the clubhouse! Welcome to the 19th Hole.

This is a rip-roaring, green-blazered hole-in-one of an album; a virtual soundtrack to a golf-game that never was.

So enjoy absurd upper-crust opulence and billionaires behaving badly, through the medium of chillwave grooves, robot rap, crunchy chip and hot FM funk.

It's Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge meets Caddyshack, with a massive injection of '80s excess and multiple sweaters.

Your club membership is pre-approved.

I'll see you at the 19th Hole.



Comes with a whole pile of digital extras too, including variant art, digital membership card, ACY crest and more.

Everything by Alpha Chrome Yayo, 'cept the vocals and lyrics on Power Drive, courtesy of Danny Madigan. Check him out here:

dannymadigan.bandcamp.com



Dedicated to the memory of James Manley, and Casey Platt.

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released April 10, 2020

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